Funny Dog Chronicles
2008-06-06
Assuage Pain
It all makes sense now, Tucker. Who's your momma? Now we know!
Tucker writing here....
Are you saying what I think you are saying? Are you trying to make a statement?
Sophi writing here....
I am not TRYING to do anything. This picture speaks volumes! You were raised by a neck-grabbing monkey mom who dangled you like a doll.
Tucker writing here....
Checked around for any army boots, Sophia? They might have belonged to YOUR momma!
Sophi writing here....
I can see this isn't going anywhere.
Tucker writing here....
You started it! Just because I look like that adorable dog in the picture doesn't mean my momma was a monkey! You're just jealous because nobody has found a picture that looks anything remotely like you being cute. Am I sniffing out some lack of self esteem here? Are you making fun of me to boost your ego....per always?
Sophi writing here....
I'll admit it! Okay! I am.....jealous! Does that make you feel better? The cute pictures are always of YOU!
Tucker writing here.....
Ahhhhh....little sister. Everybody knows that the first-born has all the pictures taken and receives all the fussing. By the time the rest of the kids come along, nobody cares. You're in good company. It's the way of the world. Go chew on a cow hoof. I'm sure poolagirl left some around somewhere. It might assuage (neener) your pain. I'll just continue to cruise my baby book and marvel at all the attention that was paid to ME.
4:23 p.m.
