Funny Dog Chronicles
2005-03-16
Betty Barker Cookbook

We haven't had a bachelor/bachelorette party in days.
It's time to plot something wonderful.
There are tons of shoes we could bury!
There is an entire 24-pack of toilet paper we could ruin!
We can do this. All we need is a pinch of luck and a sprinkle of opportunity.
We could also write a cookbook. Think about it. Recipes by a couple of doggies. The world is ready for this.
How many ways can you make mac and cheese?
We need to get busy.
This is just so darn exciting!
Think of the funny names we can give our food! We're dogs! We can say anything!
12:57 p.m.