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2005-11-08

All We Want For Christmas

Tuck & Sophi Back Porch
It's not too early to get our Christmas lists together. Being dogs makes us invisible to the gift-giving world sometimes, and we don't want to be overlooked.

Tucker wants:

A 12-pack of Northern Bathroom tissue. This isn't for wiping - it's for chewing and dragging around the house.

A 64-ounce jar of peanut butter with the lid removed.

A variety of old pizza boxes.

Some gift certificates for a free jump in the fish pond.

Cheese

And Sophia wants:

Some gift certificates for snuggling under the humanoid covers without hearing the words "God, Sophi! You're as hot as an oven! Go sleep somewhere else!"

A new collar with diamonds.

Some new stuffed toys that I can destroy.

A Barbie Dog.

Dear Santa, we've been good.