Funny Dog Chronicles
2005-04-18
Hope For the Sophi Dog
Of course, she brought back all kinds of treats for the humanoids - but nothing for us! Somehow, she thought a nice little pat on the head would be enough to placate our wounded souls.
Little does she know.....that she is absolutely right! We can't remember for more than 5 minutes that somebody went off and left us. That's why every time somebody comes home, it seems like a whole new day for us! YAY!
It's a nice day. If things turn out the way we hope them to, we will get to go the P-A-R-K later. Make sure you spell that! Humanoids are so S-T-U-P-I-D.
We have also been really busy getting in the way - being in just the same spot the people need. Dogs are masterful at this.
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Tucker writing here..........
I am really good at it because my coloring kinda blends in with the hardwood floors. It works really well for me until somebody runs over my ear with a rolling chair. That has happened, and you should have heard me scream!
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Sophi writing here.......
For once in my life, I felt really sorry for my brother.
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Tucker writing here......
(kneeling on the ground with a dessicated pig ear grasped in a thumb-less paw)
As God is my witness, I will never underestimate my little sister again!
12:58 p.m.
